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var answers = new Array(
"With liquid certainty man.", 
"Like free love, it only gets better", 
"Daddy says yes", 
"Negative waves man, try again.", 
"It's like, in the stars", 
"Only on Fridays.", 
"Good question, wish I had an answer for you.", 
"You better hit me again...Daddy's like confused.", 
"Absolutely maybe.", 
"Daddy can't answer that right now.", 
"Hit it again, baby.", 
"I don't think you really want to know.", 
"Daddy says: yeah man, like take it to the bank.",
"Send them Daddy vibes again.", 
"Signs point to yes in Bongo Daddy-Land.", 
"Mystic Daddy says no.", 
"Could be; just keep putting out those good daddy vibes.", 
"It'll never happen man, not on this planet.", 
"It is not likely, but then again, neither is good television.", 
"Could be...but to be safe, slip Daddy a buck.", 
"Daddy digs where you're coming from, and says yes.", 
"Yes, but not the way you think.", 
"Not in this lifetime.",
"Mystic Daddy is tired. Ask again later.", 
"It's so possible, it makes my beard grow.", 
"It's like, not in the stars, dig?", 
"Dig it: Daddy says yes!"
);
function fortune() {
num = Math.round( (answers.length - 1) * Math.random());
return answers[num];
}
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